Category Archives: B-days!

My Birthdee

One thing I secretly love (now not so secretly) about Facebook is that so many people come out of the woodworks to wish you a Happy Birthday: people you met in a bar 4 years ago, your friends’ parents, old co-workers that you never see anymore, second cousins, etc. I love it. Thanks to everyone who sent their warm wishes.

This year’s birthdee proved to be one of the best ever. After an amazing brunch complete with bacon, German pancakes, Jared’s amazing breakfast sandwich secret ingredient (maple syrup), homemade bloody mary mix, a birthday banner station, tons of treasures, mimosa explosions, and a spanking machine, we went to quiet dinner with our roommate Chris.

While at dinner, Taylor arranged for a group of my friends to arrive with streamers, balloons, pots and pans, and kazoos and surprise me with my very own Winnie the Pooh parade. It was one of the most thoughtful gifts I’ve ever received. Thank you to my wonderful friends, Taylor, and everyone who showed up to brunch for making my birthday so amazing. You each make my life so meaningful and I love you all so much.


I wanted to document what was perhaps the cutest moment of the day. My friends, Royal and Danielle, have the most adorable son, Issac, and this was one of our adorable interactions:

Isaac: “Hey Jason, do you have a mommy?”
Me: “Yes, but she died a little while a go.”
Isaac: “Why?”
Me: “Well, she got kind of sick and wasn’t feeling very good.”
Isaac: “Oh…”
I start to walk away to check on the bacon.
Isaac: “Hey, Jason! What was your mommy’s name?”
Me: “Aww.. It was Sharon.”
Isaac leaves with his parents and they drive home.
Isaac says to Danielle: “I’m sad Jason’s mommy died, because I wanted to see how pretty she is.”

Isn’t that so cute? Gosh, I love that little stinker!





Here’s Isaac modeling his Bea-Day shirt.

Taylor

We celebrated Taylor’s 27th birthday a few weeks ago with a fun dinner at his workplace, Smith. His co-workers actually came out and sang to him and it was really sweet and hilarious. They were so cute. Afterwards we met friends at Twilight Exit and it got pretty hoppin’ for a Monday night.

I think the biggest hit of the night were our coordinated outfits. Taylor planned it all and it was pretty awesome that the rainbow worked out.

Happy Birthday, Taylor! Here’s your haiku:

salty, summer air
reading stories on blankets
desert animals

I love you!






Goretti

mild, Friday mornings
we sip chilled Bloody Marys
in company mugs

Happy Birthday, Goretti! One month late isn’t so bad! I love you!



Image ©2011 Lindsay Borden

Heidi

neon tennis ball
bouncing down Coit Tower steps
dodging fat children

Happy (belated) Birthday, Heidi!


Chris

early spring morning
partly cloudy with a chance
of chicken shit scoops

Happy (belated) Birthday, Chris! I love you!


Erin

red-haired miracle,
a secretarial dress
flowing down Denny

Happy Birthday, Erin! I love you the most!


Miles & Ellie

I still have a long list of people I need to write birthday greetings about. Two of which are my favorite stinkers, Miles and Ellie. My niece and nephew turned seven a few weeks ago and I had to give them a huge shout out because they are two of my favorite people on earth.

Happy Birthday, kids! Your Uncle Jas loves you!

…and gauging from this photo, he needs botox.

Anna

sunburned and sleepy
you smash a huge black widow
and fart up my butt

Happy Birthday, Anna!! Aren’t you closer to my age? I’m 33.

I still love this ancient photo of Anna with Christy and me, cerca 2004.

Emily

Hoh Rainforest hikes
draping moss on misty trees
dodging a large pest

Happy (belated) Birthday, Emily K Allen! I ♥ YOU!


Sean


urban gardeners
in dirty denim cut-offs
ride bikes in the rain

Happy (way belated) Birthday, Sean! You’re the best roomie a boy could ask for!


Lily

pitchers of orange
shining on picnic tables
and easing my mind

Happy (belated) Birthday, Lily: The biggest breath of fresh air I know!


Erika


drenched streets of New York
dodging taxis and puddles
for boys and whiskey

Happy (belated) Birthday, Erika!


Eileen


stale, yellow street lights
shine on the font detective
booking impostors

Happy (belated) Birthday, Eileen! I MISS YOU!!


Stephen


new familiar friends
sunning on grassy beaches
with rats, rafts, and beer

Happy Birthday, Stephen! I love you and I’ll miss you!


Stella and Corbet

I wanted to congratulate two of my favorite couples for the recent additions to their families. My friends Shannyn and Chul had Stella on May 23rd here and Nicole and Stoker had Corbet on June 8th. Aren’t they cute?!

Congratulations on your new babies. I miss and love you guys. I’m so happy for your babies because they have the best parents in the world.

Such cute little stinkers. I just want to pinch their cheeks off.




Justin

I wanted to wish one of my all-time best friends, Justin, a very belated Happy Birthday! I miss you and love you, in the best friend kind of way.

Here’s your haiku:

dry, Logan winters
cleaning spiders from toilets
cherrywood sawdust

Happy Birthday, Justin!


Julia


spinning the drink wheel
and joining boys for movies
knee slaps and icees

Happy Birthday, Work Spouse Julia! You save my life every day!


Jillian

(I’m in birthday haiku catch-up mode for the next few weeks.)

avoid eye contact
we sneak into B-movies
with tequila flasks

Happy Birthday, Jillian! I love you so much!


Mom

Today’s my mom’s birthday and I’m in Utah celebrating with close friends and family. We went to Cutler’s for lunch (her favorite) and we felt like we looked like a convention for the bipolar since we were laughing and crying within seconds of each other. It’s been great to reminisce and think about her and all the people that loved her. She was so funny and unique and everyone always tells me how much they miss her and think about her. She was quite a pillar in her community here in Centerville, Utah and she is sorely missed by all of us. I’m very happy that we’re celebrating her life today.

I took the attached photos a few weeks before she passed away and they make me happy. We just sat around playing cards for hours with the Boyles and my Aunt Sue, and it was a very easy-going, memorable night because it was one of our last.

Happy Birthday, Mom! I love you and I miss you!




Holly


yellow and gold bricks
echo our pretty voices
and Wilson Phillips

Happy Birthday, Holly!
(Just look at these cute kids!)


Amy


inflatable pool
hot skin on sticky plastic
sipping cold tall boys

Happy Birthday, Amy!


Cristal

Cristal just flew into Seattle last night and we are so excited to have her here in Seattle for her birthday celebrations! She is easily one of the most hysterical people I know and I love her. Join me in wishing her the very best birthday in the world. (And wish me luck in cooking rajas con crema tonight!)

elk in the sunlight
peering through thick forest drapes
startled by ginger

Happy Birthday, Cristal!


Rachel

Here’s just an old-fashioned Happy Birthday to one of the sexiest girls in the world! I love Rachel because she is SO fun and SO nice and she’s one of those girls who is super hot but either she doesn’t realize it or she just doesn’t act like it. Either way, she’s amazing.

Happy Birthday, Rachel! LOVE YOU!


Rosie


silent summer raft
small waves clapping at our side
waiting for orcas

Happy (belated) Birthday, Rosie!!


Sazi


holiday sweaters
drinking egg nog and longing
for lobster pancakes

Happy Birthday, Sazi!