I wanted to say thank you to everyone who made my birthday so amazing. All of the text messages, phone calls, emails, cards, Facebook comments and comments here on my blog were really touching and I can honestly say “I love you guys” and I truly mean it. This week has been a tough one for me in a lot of ways and I owe so much of my happiness and sanity to the people who listen to me, who love me, and who call me their friend. You know who you are. Thanks.
To show my gratitude, I wrote a poem. A poem I call UGG Prints.
UGG Prints
by Jason Campbell
One night I totally dreamed I was walking in the mall with my BFF, Jacie.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the retractable glass ceiling.
In each scene I noticed tons of UGG boots footprints. Sometimes there were two sets of UGG boots footprints, other times there were only one set of UGG boots footprints.
This totes bugged. And I was all, when my shopping bags were way heavy from the MAC sale and the Macy’s sale and stuff, there was only one set of UGG boots footprints. So I was all, “Hey Jacie, WTF? When I was sad and tired and stuff you totes bailed!”
Then Jacie was like, “The times when you only saw one sets of UGG boots footprints I was in Nordies buying more UGG boots, but I totally caught up with you, betch!”
And I was all, “Whatever!”
If any of you would like a signed copy of UGG Prints written in Zapfino on fuzzy, mall-art background, just send a request to my email, along with a mailing address. And it’s free!